Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Quote of the Day - You Can Not Always


If you cannot always comfort the
afflicted and the outcasts of life
in their distress, at least give them the
alms of a smile and a
prayer.

-Mother Teresa

Sunday, February 21, 2010

More Useless Information - Equipment Failure



Twenty - two thousand checks will be deducted from the
wrong bank accounts in the next hour.

An estimated 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out
to have incorrect cardholder information
on their magnet strips.

About 811,000 faulty rolls of thirty - five millimeters
film will be purchase this year.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Quote of the Day - Young People



Don't give up on young people.
Supposing somebody
had giving up on you !

- Phil Moss

Friday, February 12, 2010

USELESS INFORMATION - PLAYING IT SAFE

Statistically, the safest age of life is ten years old.
Summer is statistically the most hazardous season.
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow then a shark.
The percentage of men who wash their hands after using
a toilet is 55 percent.
The percentage of women who wash their hands after using
a toilet is 80 percent.
In the next seven days, eight hundred Americans will be
injured by their jewelry.
Men are 1.6 times more likely to undergo
bypass surgery then women.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Quote of the Day - Commercials


Be kind to TV commercials.
It's nice to know some company
is willing to spend a fortune
so you can go to the bathroom
without missing anything.

-Alice Waldron